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riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

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#hp

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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lanatura:

Norway 2013 (by pfn.photo)

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TITLE: I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic)
ARTIST: Arctic Monkeys
ALBUM: AM
PLAYED: 852319 Plays
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♥ i need a partner; are you out tonight?